| Users review: Sitting in a darkened theater, a bag of popcorn in one hand and a glass of coke in the other, I trying desperately to bitterness and cynicism, which represents billions of dollars terrible toy Episode I dwell in My brain Take care to keep. But it is not good. John Williams score sent shivering delightful nostalgia of my spine and take the yellow scroller well known Church in distant space I have faded lost in the fog heady fanboy love.Sadly, it is not to this. After a brief set-up, we get our first look Anakin MK. 2 not no longer is cheerful irritatingly Jake Lloyd, we Vader production is in the vortex of charisma untalented is Hayden Christensen the transition. Meanwhile sold by logs burning in the scene fireplace, walk able to come up with expression is nothing more than what I concentrating Very hard to remember my next cue. In fact, Hes bleak that it sucks the life out of normal living Ewan MacGregor, who see Lucas seems to be the rest of our Hes a disappointment. Portman moderately well managed and mace Windu, Samuel L. Jackson had to do it all Usually we see another strict. Christopher Lee also seems to release its threat, perhaps because most of the scenes he by acting against a green screen - which is tricky, even for experienced actors.The direction, Well, that's lame. scenes doing some (such as hover car chase through the city's futuristic, right start ) to long and annoying to reel shown for Division CGI ILM, while others cut horribly short (especially the scene to fight fat The Obi-Wan/Jango, something about us fanboys drooling in front of the film). The fight scenes just hurl the computer all over the place and hope to talk be very impressive, although the effect is much like all the fireworks from now - Bang and lots of color, but nothing on.The prompted by itself To focus on movies miserable too. Time scenes romantic screen too much - something that would be so bad if two lines chemistry wet cement and electricity - while Anakin can catharsis of the Sand What happens behind the camera! During this last bit unbelievable spoke to all the other characters, like something Some really, <i> The really interesting </ i> Is treated happened offscreen. Show do not tell, Lucas! Although director lousiest know that.So many bad things, not so much to say It is in: Watto back, except a stereotype Jewish incredibly offensive (big nose, long white hair, rabbi hat black). 3 CPO and R2 wander through the film and serves no purpose at all. Dialogue is atrocious and the joke is worse. If CGI is so big today, it's clear why so? Good thing? Few and far between depression. The scene of the death work, investment alien thin white and just beautiful But Yoda every type of scene to fight Lee, but now that Star Wars satisfaction all times. Always. Always, always, always. Brilliance but that last part (The only really big help in Episode II) only runs clumsy, garbage amateurish, the rest of the movie.I thought The worst part is that it's Epsiode II confirmed that Lucas is just a hack. without Kaufman or Kasdan to get all the work done or Spielberg directed a slope, Lucas is just a great story Big kid loves dumb. Episode II if this is some other franchise sci-Fi, I would consider it only Terrible movie unbearable. but a step forward in the ongoing mission to destroy two of Lucas itself and the University of Star Wars, I can only give it a blasphemy My. |
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